i keep waking up in a city that never sleeps

the BEST one yet & so accurate!

my favorites that i say probably once a week:

where is the train?!

i hate tourists… move, move!

oooohhh don’t hit me, don’t hit me, don’t hit me!

oh look, they’re filming Law & Order… eh, who cares?

i love it here … i HATE IT HERE…

i want a doooog.. but it wouldn’t be fair.